Category Archives: WOOF

NSFW: Wolverine’s Lap Dance

I wrestled with whether or not I would put this on my blog given how absolutely SUPER NSFW it was.  Ultimately, I decided that it was my duty to help Brent Ray Fraser show off his booty… and other unnamed body parts.

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This will be your one and ONLY warning: do NOT watch this in the company of those below the age of consent and most assuredly NOT around anybody who may or may not have a say in whether or not you keep your job the next morning.

Full video, after the jump.  Also?  You’re welcome:

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Captains of America

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I have no idea what is going on here but I definitely want to be a part of it.


Let Me Touch Your Butt

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IMGur is such a beautiful thing.  I believe it powers 90% of the memes and photos on Reddit posts that go viral and insert themselves into our waking lives.  It’s especially beautiful when you get an IMGur user like Sportszacharyh, who presents the impregnable science behind “Why you Should Let me Touch Your Butt“; a science that I’ve commandeered for the sole purpose of illustrating why YouTube hottie and owner of the BEST ass in existence, Bryan Hawn, needs to let me touch his butt.

See?  Wasn’t that just a mind-blowing injection of science and knowledge? I think you can all agree we’re all the better for it.  In the interest of illustrating my point further (not to mention seeing Bryan Hawn’s redonkulous ass in motion), here’s his NSFW video showing off said ASSets, to Jennifer Lopez’s song, Booty…. you’re welcome:


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I long for his bottom. ** giggle **


Roosters

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This has to be a thing!  WHY CAN’T THIS BE A THING?!?

See?  Even after the EVIL DAY known as April Fools, I find myself still uncovering deception, fraud and trickery; consequently resulting in my crying a river of tears.

Thank you, Hooters for raising my perverted hopes only to rip apart my heart’s salacious longings… ok, maybe my heart isn’t the organ I’m thinking of… but still.

Full (mean) Story HERE


Kristoff Upgrades from Reindeer

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Schocking Resignation

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I don’t know if you’ve been watching the political news lately (GAWD knows, I usually avoid it) but it seems that Illinois Congressman Aaron Schock is resigning from office.  The reason?  Gurl’s got a naughty shopping addiction.  Between decorating his office to look like it jumped straight off the screen of Downtown Abbey to charting private planes to go see Katy Perry in concert, your taxpayer dollars have been burning a hole in the naughty little politico’s wallet.

Truth be told, my only real interest in the young Congressman was the very many shirtless pictures one could easily find on any number of social media sites; many of which allude to his potentially closeted existence.  In case you’ve been living under a rock and have not indulged your sight on his undeniably hot body and chest, allow me to remedy that: Continue reading


Thor Spins me Right Round, Baby

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I could watch him spin all day…


WOOF Wednesday: Chris Hemsworth

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Shortly before the demise of 2014, People Magazine declared who their Sexiest Man Alive was.  I gotta be honest, I was vying for Neil Patrick Harris to be named.  I think having such a prominent title in a magazine like People, would’ve done amazing things in terms of “normalizing” homosexuality in the world and maybe getting the hate-mongers to simmer down even.  At the very least, they might STFU given that they would now be in the minority as being homophobic is just sooooo out of style these days.

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That being said, HECK YEAH on Chris Hemsworth!  I’m definitely ok with the hetero option here.  Besides, I don’t think People Magazine lists gay men as their #1 demographic (although I’m sure we’re one of their top 5 targets).  I kind of feel like I should point out that as a rule, I don’t generally find blond men attractive.  That’s not to say that I can’t tell when one IS good looking, they just don’t turn my head to the point of whiplash as much as say Joe Mangienello….

… oh man, can we sidebar on him for one brief picture?

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Ok, I feel better.  Chris Hemsworth is a tall glass of water and I am one perpetually thirsty geek. I hadn’t really followed his career prior to him being deemed worthy enough to take up Mjolnir, but I was definitely on board the moment he swung that mighty hammer of his.  In fact, the first promo pic I saw of him as Thor, involved rain and what was a thinly veiled wet T-shirt contest masking itself as turning point for the character.  Poor guy.  Look at him.  He needs a hug.  I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!….

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… ok that was a weird Hunger Games reference that has nothing to do with Chris but since his equally hot brother, Liam, is in the movies, I believe that entitles me to make that sort of remark.  Additionally, I’m gonna need to sidebar a 2nd time to call attention to the sheer adorableness of the skit the Hemsworth Bros did on Jimmy Kimmel Live.  Their “sequel” to the Viral YouTube video of Charlie Bit Me, was spot on.

So today’s entry of the sporadic WOOF Wednesday series is happy to add the Aussie Adonis to its ranks.

Why?  Because Reasons!

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WOOF Wednesday: Brian Sims

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I’m long overdo for a “Woof Wednesday” entry and rather than go my intended route of highlighting hot celebrities that are portrayed as super-heroes (or villains) I thought maybe I should consider a real life hero; Brian Sims, member of the Pennsylvania House of Representatives. I don’t need to point out that he’s Democrat, right?  That’s just assumed?  Good.

Before I outline some of his great contributions to the furthering of Gay Rights, let’s take a quick look at the Throwback Thursday (TBT) picture that, in my opinion, deserved more credit in potentially breaking the internet than the one about Kim Kardashian and her over-exposed ass (and I mean that in every possible sense of the phrase).  I’m sure by now you’ve seen it but it warrants a 2nd look… or 10.

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I mean… COME ON!  How is this guy so damned perfect?!?  He’s an elected official who happens to be gay and pushing for equal rights for all AND he was a football player in his youth?  Flawless has a name and it’s Brian Sims.  I say this whilst I ignore that unusual combination of socks, sandals and leg warmers he’s got going on.  The rest of his pigskin ensemble makes up for the faux pas though; especially that belly shirt.  WOOF, indeed.

During his time playing football in college, he made history as the first openly gay football player in NCAA history.  Not trying to steal Michael Sam’s thunder or anything, but this hottie was there first and opened the door for others like him looking to live the most genuine life possible.

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And then of course, there’s all the great work he does with his political power.  He is a vocal and staunch supporter of equal rights for all and isn’t afraid of fighting for what he believes in.  I’m not even one that usually follows any amount of political news because it usually makes me SO angry that I turn red; which as an Asian guy, leads to me looking drunk.

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All in all, what we have in our hands is Superman made flesh.  Pause for a moment to consider tha awesomeness of having this beefcake actually in your hands….. Ok, I’m good.  The fact that he’s more than “easy on the eyes” really should be that second thing you think about when you consider the measure of this man, but one look into those eyes and I forget all the important stuff.

So with all that said, I leave you with one parting thought, presented visually:

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You’re welcome.