In what is probably the most heartbreaking Hollywood break-up in recent memory, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy have ended their romantic entanglement.
— Kermit the Frog (@KermitTheFrog) August 4, 2015
How sad is this? OMG, what is the world coming to when a frog and pig can’t make it work? What hope is there for the rest of us? Excuse me while I console myself by watching old Muppet Movies.