HearthPWN’ed!

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If you haven’t had the opportunity (not to mention common sense) to download and play Hearthstone, you’re missing out.  I mean, it’s free FFS, and you can play it on your mobile device or computer.  Granted, there are more than couple of advantages of purchasing some of the in-game items but I wouldn’t exactly call it a “Pay-To-Win” scenario.  You can easily build a ridiculous and powerful deck without ever giving a single penny.  But this isn’t about my championing the cause of the game.  No.  No.  No.  This is about how EPIC my game last night was!

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I freaking OWNED this guy.  My victory was made even sweeter by the fact that he had the audacity to use a douche-bag name like “ProDude”.  Really?   Who does that?  He must’ve been sh!tting his pants when he faced my warlock deck; which is LEETSAUCE, btw.  I’ve even taken the liberty to point out the ROFLWPWN wall he was up against, thanks to my hand-dandy WACOM tablet.  For the uninitiated among you, allow me to clarify the 2 cards that spelled his undoing:

Kel’Thuzad remains the most OP card in my entire deck.  With every turn that passes (my own or my opponent) he will resurrect any of my cards that died.  Knowing this, I am constantly sending in my other cards first to kill any of his that are on the board, before attacking the player himself.  Sneed’s Old Shredder, has a death rattle that will summon another random legendary card to the field, so I get more and more powerful with every turn that he dies, then gets brought back to life.  So you know what that means?

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Poor schmuck didn’t know what hit him.


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