This has to be a thing! WHY CAN’T THIS BE A THING?!?
See? Even after the EVIL DAY known as April Fools, I find myself still uncovering deception, fraud and trickery; consequently resulting in my crying a river of tears.
Thank you, Hooters for raising my perverted hopes only to rip apart my heart’s salacious longings… ok, maybe my heart isn’t the organ I’m thinking of… but still.
Full (mean) Story HERE