Shortly before the demise of 2014, People Magazine declared who their Sexiest Man Alive was. I gotta be honest, I was vying for Neil Patrick Harris to be named. I think having such a prominent title in a magazine like People, would’ve done amazing things in terms of “normalizing” homosexuality in the world and maybe getting the hate-mongers to simmer down even. At the very least, they might STFU given that they would now be in the minority as being homophobic is just sooooo out of style these days.
That being said, HECK YEAH on Chris Hemsworth! I’m definitely ok with the hetero option here. Besides, I don’t think People Magazine lists gay men as their #1 demographic (although I’m sure we’re one of their top 5 targets). I kind of feel like I should point out that as a rule, I don’t generally find blond men attractive. That’s not to say that I can’t tell when one IS good looking, they just don’t turn my head to the point of whiplash as much as say Joe Mangienello….
… oh man, can we sidebar on him for one brief picture?
Ok, I feel better. Chris Hemsworth is a tall glass of water and I am one perpetually thirsty geek. I hadn’t really followed his career prior to him being deemed worthy enough to take up Mjolnir, but I was definitely on board the moment he swung that mighty hammer of his. In fact, the first promo pic I saw of him as Thor, involved rain and what was a thinly veiled wet T-shirt contest masking itself as turning point for the character. Poor guy. Look at him. He needs a hug. I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!….
… ok that was a weird Hunger Games reference that has nothing to do with Chris but since his equally hot brother, Liam, is in the movies, I believe that entitles me to make that sort of remark. Additionally, I’m gonna need to sidebar a 2nd time to call attention to the sheer adorableness of the skit the Hemsworth Bros did on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Their “sequel” to the Viral YouTube video of Charlie Bit Me, was spot on.
So today’s entry of the sporadic WOOF Wednesday series is happy to add the Aussie Adonis to its ranks.
Why? Because Reasons!